Now for something completely random…I have mentioned before I frequently journey to the depths of darkest Madison Wisconsin for work. I see a lot of messed-up bumper stickers in the parking garage, everything from every possible iteration of “[this grievance group] for Obama” to a multitude of variants on “I’m With Her” and of course no shortage of faded, worn, even-more-pathetic-than-when-they-were-new “Recall Walker” stickers. Unsurprisingly I’ve even seen a few that have to have been homemade as they rambled on about calling the Tea Party the Taliban AND the KKK.
They’re almost cute. Of course I did not put a Trump sticker on my car since I figured I’d come back to find it Road Housed, and I like my car. But the other day I saw something that just had me at a “what…the…?” moment. And amazingly enough, I found it on the internet, so apparently this is a thing?
So…either I’m missing something or…are there actually cook-centric policies that cooks look for as a group? Could there be cook-phobic political parties? What issues do cooks supposedly consider important and base their vote upon? What, pray tell, is the cook platform?
I should know these things, I’m a pretty good cook myself.