I can do this better than Jimmy Fallon

With insincere apologies to Bob Dylan…

 

Come gather ’round people, wherever you roam,
And admit that you no longer feel so alone
‘Cause the grownups have finally made their way home,
And this country, she still is worth savin’.
So stand up and watch the fake news be dethroned,
For the times, they are a-changin’.

Come mothers and daughters throughout the land,
Don’t go tell a lie just ’cause you’re not a man
For due process is what everyone must demand,
Or there’s no one the mob won’t be namin’,
And crying wolf won’t go as well as you planned,
For the times, they are a-changin’.

Come sports fans and owners, please heed the call,
Don’t excuse hate and lies from a guy who plays ball
And then spits in the face of the men who stood tall
But then cries if someone starts shamin’.
My speech is free too, if you’ll kindly recall,
For the times, they are a-changin’.

Come pundits and skeptics, all those who can see
That this legacy media’s fake as can be
They can fool all the fools, but they’re not foolin’ me!
Their papers and books are all failin’
‘Cause alternative media is honest and free
And the times they are a-changin’.

Come liars who cry about “Russia” and “hacks”
But the man in the big chair has got all the facts
And you snark about crumbs after he cuts the tax
But everyone knows what they’re savin’.
So like it or not, kids, America’s back,
For the times, they are a-changin’.

Come gather ’round people, wherever you roam,
And admit that you no longer feel so alone
‘Cause the grownups have finally made their way home,
And this country, she still is worth savin’.
So stand up and watch the fake news be dethroned,
For the times, they are a-changin’.

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